Tuesday, August 20, 2024

I can’t make a decent cup of coffee. Neither can my mom

Perhaps it’s genetic. Maybe I was distracted when the angels were imparting crucial life skills just before pushing us down womb chutes. I may have been immersed in a Kindle ebook on the Delhi Metro. And maybe my Mom was practising Bharatanatyam mudras, thumping the floor with her feet, much to the chagrin of our downstairs neighbour with the fragile chandelier.

And my inadequacy could be dangerous too. What if I were taken hostage by a maniacal burglar, a diehard lover of his daily cup of joe, who orders me to brew him one? I imagine him staring at me with his menacing eyes, clutching a fork that he keeps threatening to run through my entrails if I delay a second longer.

I would tremble and put the saucepan on the boil, eventually serving up a tepid concoction neither milk nor water (and by no means, coffee) that would disgust the likes of Honoré de Balzac. The French writer should know. He’s said to have imbibed 50 cups of the strong stuff every day.

There’s hope in my life yet. My cousin Rose. She brews the kind of golden-brown coffee that you see in television ads, sloshing around in pristine white mugs in delectable slow motion. Where your taste buds applaud in unison as you savour the first sip. Your eyes are closed and you imagine yourself in paradise with wallpaper adorned with arabica and robusta beans. You ooh and aah as life takes on new meaning with the trinity of Bru Instant, Milma and a spoonful of sugar. I am a devotee for life.

“Your children are lucky to get to drink this every day.”
“They don’t drink coffee,” she says.
I knew it. Genius is wasted on GenZers.

The problem is Rose lives in Kerala. The 2,576 kilometres (1,600 miles) from India’s capital seem insurmountable. Travelling to-and-fro for coffee seems excessive, even if I were Elon Musk.

I have my Eureka moment. I will videotape her and I’ll be in on the trade secret. Rose agrees, trepidatious as she preps and measures and pours as my phone camera gawps and gazes and records.

The verdict is announced five minutes later.
“The first cup was better.”
“You made me nervous,” she says.

Back in New Delhi, the office coffee sucks and I depend on Nescafe’s premixes to get my daily fix.

“Don’t drink this palm oil and sugar syrup,” says Mom, when she sees me reaching for the sachets at home. She has a point. My HbA1C is now significantly higher than the IIT GPA of Chetan Bhagat’s Five Point Someone.

“Try this instead,” she says. “I know it’s not as good as Rose’s.”

Mom hangs around expectantly as I take my first sip from the mug.

“How is it?”

“It’s hot, for sure. And it has water, so I won’t die of dehydration. And it’s white as snow, so I won’t run short of calcium I suppose,” is what I want to say.

“It is lovely. Thank you,” is what I say instead.

The Shah Rukh Khan dimple on Mom’s right cheek appears. She has bought into the lie.

“This is why you should get married.”
Achcha, and what if her coffee is as bad as the one I make?”
“Then both of you will order in a flask from Chaayos.”
“What if Humayun Saeed makes really bad coffee?”
“Don’t bring Humayun into this.” (Saeed is the Pakistani actor who appeared in The Crown as Princess Diana’s friend Dr. Hasnat Khan, although Mom likes him more as the doggedly devoted husband in Pakistani dramas)

I have rarely gone in for fancy coffee. Not a fan of espresso, americano, macchiato, affogato (although hold the press on that last one, how bad could a scoop of ice cream in coffee really be?) I briefly had a Starbucks card and quaffed Java chip frappuccinos weekly, until a kind soul pointed out that each of these contained 15 spoonfuls of sugar.

I have tried the French press and other coffee machines and now they lie rusting at home since I can’t abide ‘black or white’ (as Michael Jackson sang in 1991). I always come back to the sugary mud-brown of my south Indian heritage.

“I might as well shift to Bengaluru.” I tell Mom. “The office filter coffee there costs just 15 rupees and it’s divine.”
“Why don’t you just drink tea instead?”
“Can’t. I am a tea-totaler.”

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Thursday, November 16, 2023

Mom met her schoolmate and friend again - 56 years later

November 1965. The second India-Pakistan war had ended. Mankind had yet to conquer the moon. A group of schoolgirls (seven of them from Infant Jesus, Aranattukara) take a train from Thrissur, Kerala, to India’s capital to receive the President’s Guide Award from Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan.

Annie and her friend Jolly are among the wide-eyed teenagers on the trip, chaperoned by two nuns. It takes three days on the train to cross India’s hinterlands. The girls are thrilled by the unexpected vistas and smile shyly at the handsome soldiers in the railway carriage.

In New Delhi, they camp in tents alongside other awardees from across the country and take baths, albeit reluctantly, at dawn. Unaccustomed to the winter chill, Annie borrows a spare sweater.

The girls wolf down chapatis paired with spicy cauliflower. For the seven Keralites - Annie, Jolly, Thresiamma, Kochuthresia, Elsy, Alphonsa and Sybil - it is their first taste of the north Indian flatbread.

The days fly by. The city’s delights include climbing the narrow stairs of the Qutab Minar minaret, the imposing Red Fort and the Jama Masjid – and the lush Mughal Gardens at the presidential palace. Jolly stands next to her as they chat with Zakir Husain, India’s vice president.

At a grand ceremony at the Rashtrapati Bhavan, the schoolgirls are ushered to the carpeted dais by liveried footmen. The president says something to her but Annie doesn’t register it, nervous and stunned by the flashbulbs going off.

From their camp in Delhi, the schoolgirls travel to Agra, some 150 miles away, for their first glimpse of the Taj Mahal, the monument of love. And all too soon, it is time for the train back home.

They find themselves heroes when they set foot in Kerala. Feted with flowers and firecrackers at the Thrissur railway station and taken to school in a convoy of jeeps festooned with garlands.


Giddy with excitement, the girls whoop with delight as the parade of jeeps goes past Tharakan’s, their rival boys-only school in Aranattukara that hasn’t won an award. At Infant Jesus, the school nuns lead them to a feast and a parade in their honour.

The rest of the school year, and then another, goes by in a blur. Annie takes her national school-leaving examinations and on a summer day in 1967, her parents arrive, taking her and her trunk back with them to their dwelling in Maninagar, Ahmedabad.

This is not the age of the internet, nor are landline telephones common yet. No mailing addresses exchanged either, their naïve minds haven’t thought of it. Annie and Jolly drift apart, their once unshakable bond now a dissolving thread as time and distance take their toll.

March 2023. Annie, who now calls Delhi home, visits her school in Thrissur 56 years after she left with her parents. Tucked away in a home for nuns, a building where she lodged for ten years as a pupil, she chances upon an old woman who recognises her.


Mary, the cook for boarding school pupils, cups Annie’s face in her hands in disbelief and sheds tears of joy. She retired just a few years ago, when her frail body could no longer keep up with her constant fussing over the young girls who studied there.


Mary, now 88, hasn’t forgotten Annie or her shenanigans in this cradle of four walls where she grew up among nuns, and where Annie has returned more than half a century later for another memorable day at her alma mater.

A wave of nostalgia comes over her as Annie gazes at the older buildings and gardens, including a rocky nook where several decades ago the resident ducks had quacked and chased the seven-year-old, pecking at the hem of her skirt with their beaks, until a nun had rescued her.


The school’s nuns from the 1960s are long dead, but Annie wonders if she could still meet her friends. And Jolly, who is also a distant relative. A cousin comes to Annie’s aid, tracking down a WhatsApp number for Jolly, who has settled in nearby Irinjalakuda after marriage.

The long-lost friends speak on the phone, promising to meet in person when Annie visits Kerala. Both have relatives in the suburb of Ollur, Thrissur, and coordinate a rendezvous coinciding with the Feast of Saint Raphael at one of India’s oldest churches.


October 2023. Annie and her son (yours truly) brave the sun as devotees holding aloft golden crosses and ceremonial umbrellas trudge past in a procession. Jolly lingers by the entrance to her daughter’s house. Celebratory fireworks go off as the long-lost friends reunite.

The words come thick and fast, tumbling out as if it is just an interrupted conversation, not a six-decade hiatus. Both say it is like they have never been apart. Annie and Jolly have been rekindling their friendship ever since.



Saturday, March 06, 2021

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Wednesday, February 24, 2021

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Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Living with sarcoidosis

I blame David. Over the years, my friend showered me with epithets such as ‘healthy as a horse’ and the ‘man who never falls sick’ so it was perhaps inevitable that my no-hospital streak was to be broken - and how.

It was in mid-November that I woke up with red and inflamed eyes that my nephew was quick to dub ‘dragon eyes’ on a video call. I had blurred vision and could not read or work on a laptop, nor could I tolerate bright lights or the sun. These were peak COVID times and I hadn’t stepped out of the house in eight months, but after a tele-consultation proved futile, a hospital visit was deemed necessary. I was diagnosed with uveitis and my eye doctor ordered a battery of tests to determine the cause of infection, while starting me on steroid eyedrops to reduce inflammation.

Progress was slow and three weeks later, I woke up with painful and swollen ankles. My C-reactive protein levels were surging, indicating there was something else wrong. I had tested negative for COVID, tuberculosis, rheumatoid arthritis and a host of other auto-immune disorders my doctor kept suggesting during weekly visits. I had developed a persistent dry cough, had lost my appetite and just wanted to lie in bed all day. My ECG and chest x-rays seemed normal. My vitamin D levels were abysmal while my ankle x-rays revealed calcium deficiency – but neither explained my other symptoms. I couldn’t sleep at night, tossing and turning and wincing in pain each time my swollen ankles or knees touched the bed.

Frustrated, I switched to another eye doctor, one who confirmed the uveitis diagnosis and ordered more tests. Things came to a head four days after Christmas when I found myself sprawled on the bathroom floor on the coldest night of the year. My head was sweating profusely, which was what woke me up, and I looked down to see blood on my sweater. I had cut my chin when I hit the wash basin as I passed out. I looked at the clock - it was 4.30 a.m. and I had no idea how long I had been unconscious. I cleaned myself up and woke up mom, giving her quite the scare.

The next day, we consulted a new GP, one with a reputation as a good diagnostician. He went through all my previous tests, ordered a few more, including a CECT scan that revealed enlarged lymph nodes in my lungs. By now, my arms and legs were too thin, walking was difficult and mom pushed me around in a wheelchair during hospital visits. Things moved swiftly, and I was referred to a chest specialist to conduct a lung biopsy that would rule out the dreaded C-word. “Please don’t cough,” the surgeon said as he inserted a probe down my throat, and of course, my body responded with a coughing fit. Horrible, horrible experience.

I was discharged from hospital on Jan. 8, having finally got a diagnosis - Sarcoidosis. An auto-immune disease that attacks the eyes, lungs, joints and other organs and has no cure, but it is rarely life-threatening and most patients live normal lives with steroids. On the plus side, it’s not cancer. And moreover, I had lost 13 kilos in eight weeks and my BMI had finally ticked into the ‘Ideal’ category from ‘Overweight’. The last time I weighed this little, Barack Obama was not yet president. “Don’t celebrate the weight loss too soon,” said the chest specialist, warning me to stay off sugar. “The steroids will make it balloon back as your appetite returns.”

Having got my first steroid injection on my last night in hospital, I was able to sleep pain-free for the first time in weeks. A bowel movement (again, thank you steroids) is now the highlight of my day but I’m not complaining. After a satisfactory OPD follow-up, I will have new scans and blood tests in two months to monitor progress.

As for my vision, I am not out of the woods yet. My eye doctor suspects posterior retina damage and I meet a specialist this week. I still can’t read or work on a laptop (I’m typing this in a gigantic font that can be read from the other room). I still spend much of my time in bed, too tired if I walk for a few minutes. But on my last hospital visit, I walked and used the escalator.

My doctor says I am now strong enough to fly down to Hyderabad, where my brother lives. He can give mom some relief as primary caregiver and some time away from New Delhi’s winter chill and pollution would do me good anyway. I last logged on to work on Nov. 13 and it will be some weeks before I can return. But 2021 has begun on a positive note. And things can only get better. As for you, David, I forgive you.

Sunday, September 08, 2019

Book: Room by Emma Donoghue

RoomRoom by Emma Donoghue
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"Room" (2010), a powerful novel by Emma Donoghue, was later adapted into a Oscar-winning film. The story is told from the perspective of five-year-old Jack, who has lived all his life in a room with his Ma and has not known life beyond its four walls. Recommended.

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Book: Asymmetry by Lisa Halliday

AsymmetryAsymmetry by Lisa Halliday
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

"Asymmetry", the debut novel by Lisa Halliday, is a well-crafted work that may seem like two novels in one but explores asymmetries in a relationship between a celebrated writer and the novice he is sleeping with, between the West and the Middle East, between youth and old age. This is an intriguing work of art.

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Book: The Mammaries of the Welfare State by Upamanyu Chatterjee

The Mammaries of the Welfare StateThe Mammaries of the Welfare State by Upamanyu Chatterjee
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

I haven't read "English, August" yet but perhaps I should have.

"The Mammaries of the Welfare State" (2000) doesn't seem to have the wit and narrative flow of Upamanyu Chatterjee's most celebrated work. The sequel (parts of which I found quite tedious) continues its satirical exploration of Indian bureaucracy, partly from the point of view of Agastya Sen - the protagonist of the 1988 novel that is very much on my to-read list.

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Saturday, August 24, 2019

Spain Diaries - Part 2


The summer sun seems to shine brighter in Leon than in New Delhi. One doesn’t sweat as much though and a breeze flits among the trees, their leaves casting dancing shadows as I walk on dappled pavements.

Where are all the young people of Leon? The university is far from the city centre but I am still flummoxed by the dearth of 20- and 30-somethings. I see old people in droves - ambling, stretching, jogging, dawdling, ruminating, pushing wheelchairs with nonagenarians staring vacantly at shop windows. Google tells me the province of Castile-Leon loses most of its youngsters to emigration as Spaniards seek work abroad, leaving behind an armada of granny nannies.

At the outdoor gym along the Bernesga river, grannies and grandpas hog the exercise equipment - keeping an eye on toddlers playing in the park. A pair of wiry, athletic seniors dart past as I head to the riverfront McDonald’s for an ice-cream sundae. No, I am not embarrassed. I’m here on vacation and refuse to acknowledge my perennial out-of-shapehood. A pair of affable retirees are painting a section of the McDonald’s store as I sidestep the recien pintado (wet paint) signs. I spot another old man with a Glovo (food delivery) box zooming past on his scooter. With few youngsters on hire, there is obviously no ageism here.

At the Espacio Leon mall, a middle-aged woman supervises a footwear store, metamorphosing rapidly into helper, picker-upper, cleaner, cashier as I (egged on by my mother) bug her with questions - Are these on sale? Can I get these in a larger size? Where’s the other of this pair? Do you get these in black? But the manager is unfazed and responds to all my queries with a smile. Ten minutes and a forex-card swipe later, my mother is the owner of a comfortable pair of walking sandals.

On the eighth floor of my apartment block, an elderly woman is climbing the stairs and huffing. She is lugging a wooden plank too big to fit in the elevator. I offer to help. Necesitas ayuda? She says no. Just one more floor to go, she says. Gracias. But she breaks into a smile and seems grateful that I asked. Labor costs are high in Spain and life would be difficult here for yours truly, accustomed as I am to the middle-class luxuries of maids and handymen in India.

My mother is back from church. The elderly parish priest, spotting an unfamiliar devotee among the pews, spoke to her after Mass. The two didn’t make much headway, insulated as they were in the cocoons of their respective languages, but my mother was able to convey that she is from India. The priest’s face lit up as he heard the word. Que bonito pais! My mother, who found solace in Catholicism after my father passed, nodded along to the priest's babbling, wishing she could understand Spanish or, even better, that the clergyman could speak English. The only word she knows apart from Hola! is salida (the departure/exit signs at airports) - which has limited uses in ecclesiastical conversations.

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Again in Leon. And using the opportunity to brush up my rusty Spanish as we roam the ancient city.

A woman on the airport bus correctly guessed that my mother and I were Indians - and promptly announced that she loved Indian culture and Bollywood and that she would love to visit someday. Another woman listening to our conversation jumped in to say she had visited India once and found it to be a country of contrasts. That was an apt description, I said.

My mother, after a few unsuccessful attempts to respond to our fellow travellers in English fell silent after she realized they didn't understood much beyond 'Please' and 'Thank you'.

One of the women was mildly surprised to hear of our upcoming five-hour bus journey to Leon, an unusual choice for tourists from South Asia, and advised me to take care of my mother. She seemed to get emotional seeing this mother-son duo visiting Spain and I didn't quite understand till she explained her mother died just a few months earlier. Little did she know my family was still healing after my father's sudden death. It's a blow that only time - and perhaps a change of pace in the sun and siestas of Spain - can help soften.

Sunday, June 30, 2019

Book: Skippy Dies by Paul Murray

Skippy DiesSkippy Dies by Paul Murray
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

This boarding-school saga is a darkly comic tale of Skippy's friends and tormentors at Seabrook College, a Catholic boys' school in Dublin. The death of teenager Daniel Juster, known as Skippy, opens the novel but this by no means is a depressing read. As the novel progresses, we get to know Skippy from various points of view - including that of Howard, who fled his job in finance to come back and teach history at his alma mater.

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Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Book: Lethal White by Robert Galbraith

Lethal White (Cormoran Strike, #4)Lethal White by Robert Galbraith
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Lots of twists and turns in the fourth (and longest) Cormoran Strike book with blackmail, murder, and horses - set in the backdrop of the 2012 London Olympics. But the mystery felt slightly overwritten, with the pace picking up only in the last 100 pages or so. Perhaps it was because Strike and assistant-turned-partner Robin spent too much time apart initially. For the magic only happens when they solve crimes together.

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Sunday, March 24, 2019

Books: Rivers of London, Educated, Illiberal India

Rivers of London (Peter Grant, #1)Rivers of London by Ben Aaronovitch
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Harry Potter meets cop thriller in a modern-day London setting - it's hard to believe a murder mystery could be so funny, but author Ben Aaronovitch is the master of dry humour and I couldn't help laughing out loud reading this delightfully weird novel.



EducatedEducated by Tara Westover
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Tara Westover's "Educated" is a difficult book to read - a coming-of-age memoir that tells the story of an American woman whose fundamentalist Mormon family didn't send her to school, how she escaped that life and found herself anew through books. Distressing yet unputdownable.



Illiberal India: Gauri Lankesh and the Age of UnreasonIlliberal India: Gauri Lankesh and the Age of Unreason by Chidanand Rajghatta
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"Illiberal India", written by Gauri Lankesh's ex-husband, provides an insight into the firebrand journalist-activist and her fight against bigotry and fanaticism that eventually led to her assassination. This is also a powerful narrative about recent Indian history and extremism becoming mainstream in 21st century India.

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Sunday, March 17, 2019

Fiction - Pizza

It was nearly 10 p.m. when the young man in the red T-shirt parked a motorbike in the deserted parking lot. He whistled as he grabbed a bag and walked briskly to the entrance. The security guard recognised him and opened the gate.

“Gagan, you have become the moon of Eid,” the guard said in Hindi, his round face breaking into a gap-toothed smile.
“What can I do? You guys should order more often.”
“I wish I could order pizza on my meagre salary.”
“Stop feeling sorry for yourself,” Gagan said. “I promise I’ll get some extra slices next time.”
The guard perked up and the gapped smile reappeared.

The pizza delivery boy ran up the steps to the front desk. A short woman in a starched blue uniform was manning the counter. Gagan hated it when she was on the late shift. The woman was preoccupied on the telephone as usual, and barely acknowledged his presence. She lowered the receiver, clamping her hand over the mouthpiece, and hissed “Cottage 5”.

Gagan turned and walked down the garden path to the cottages. The crickets had started their rhythmic night song and the unexpected sound brought a smile to his lips. He was still smiling when he reached the porch steps of the cottage and knocked on the door.

The door opened a crack and a young woman poked her head round. “What do you want?” she asked.
“Pizza”

The woman glanced at the pizza bag in his hands and opened the door fully. The glare from the room’s ceiling light revealed a slender woman in patterned pyjamas and a stick in her right hand. She followed his gaze and dropped the stick with a clatter.
“Please keep the pizza on the table. I’ll just get the money.”
Gagan glanced around him - a yellow wall-papered room with two white beds, a cupboard, a small couch and a writing desk next to the door. He placed the pizza box on the desk. The woman, who seemed to be fiddling with her purse, handed him a 2,000-rupee note.
“Madam, I don’t have that much change”
“Keep it,” she said in a high-strung voice.
“Madam, is something wrong?”
“What’s your name?” the woman asked.
“Gagan”
“Gagan, will you help me? Can I trust you?”
“Yes, of course, madam. What happened?”

The woman didn’t say anything, but took his hand and ushered him to the en-suite bathroom.

Gagan blinked as the woman switched on the light. The body of a man lay contorted on the bathroom floor. His eyes were open, bulging and red. There was no blood, but Gagan knew instinctively that the man was dead.

“We have to call the police,” he said.
“No,” the woman said.
“But …”
“I killed him. In self-defence. He was beating me. I killed him. I hit him on the head with the stick. They will arrest me.”
She started sobbing and went to the main room. Gagan followed, his mind in turmoil as he wondered what to do.

She was curled up on the couch, cradling her head in her arms. Gagan looked at his watch: 10.10 p.m.
“We’ll have to get rid of the body,” he said.
She looked at him and stopped crying.
“You’ll help me?”
“Yes, madam …”
“Shivika. Call me Shivika.”
“You seem like a nice person and I don’t believe you meant to kill that person. Don’t worry, you won’t be arrested.”
“Thank you, Gagan. I can’t believe I am trusting a stranger, but right now you seem like an angel to me.”
“Madam, we have to act now. What does the hotel staff know?”
“After I saw Roshan - that man is my husband Roshan - when I saw he was dead, I didn’t know what to do. I sat here stunned, maybe for an hour. I called the reception at 9 p.m.”
“What did you say?”
“I said my husband left in the afternoon for Delhi for some urgent work. I said I didn’t want to go out to a local restaurant and could they please order a pizza - any vegetarian pizza - for me.”
“Do you think she believed you?”
“I think so. I think she was quite impatient and eager to finish the call.”
“That’s good. She’s horrible and doesn’t care about guests, even when it’s peak season. She is always on the phone with her boyfriend.”

Gagan thought for a minute. Was there anything they had overlooked?
“Did she ask you how your husband left the hotel?” he asked.
“No, we came by bus from Delhi and walked here from the bus-stand. That was going to be my answer, if she asked, that he walked to the bus-stand.”
“Good. Brijmohan the guard is usually asleep on the chair, and certainly can’t vouch for when your husband left.”
“Gagan, will all this be over soon and I won’t have to go to jail?”
“First things first. We’ll wrap the body in the spare bedsheet from the cupboard. Good thing there is no blood we have to get rid of. We have to destroy all of his things.”
“There’s not much. Everything is in that small travel bag,” she said.
“Another good thing is this particular cottage is adjacent to the boundary wall. We just have to throw the body over the wall. It’s not very high and there’s no barbed wire.”
“Won’t someone notice?”
“You are in luck. This is a hill station and everyone goes to sleep before 10. If the receptionist hadn’t called me, I would have locked the pizza outlet and left an hour earlier. There’s no one in the streets.”
“How can we leave the body on the side of the road?”
“We won’t. There’s a narrow gully a few metres from the road. It’s impossible to spot anything that falls down it. We’ll dump the body there - it will never be found.”
“Look at me, Gagan. I killed my husband and I am smiling - because you seem to have thought of everything.”
“I promise you won’t be arrested. Stay here for a day or two - and then contact your relatives saying you haven’t heard from your husband since he left for Delhi. And have at least two slices of that pizza now - you must be hungry.”
“Have some pizza. I can’t finish this by myself.”
“I can’t. I need to leave soon, the guard recognizes me. He must be wondering why I was here for so long.”

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It was past 10.30 when Gagan reached the front desk. A soap opera was showing on the television, but the woman was still talking on the phone. Gagan slipped out when her back was turned.

The gap-toothed guard was awake and grinned when he spotted Gagan.
“What were you doing inside for so long,” he asked.
“I was watching ‘Kasautii Zindagii Kay’, the new series.”
“Don’t shit me. The madam doesn’t allow people like us to sit inside.”
“She was busy on the phone, she’s madly in love. I think her sweet nothings lulled me to sleep in the lobby.”
“Lucky bastard,” said the guard, “while I swat mosquitos here. Some people have all the luck.”

When Gagan turned into the street behind the hotel, the revving of his motorbike was the only sound in the still of the night. As he neared the spot near the boundary wall, he saw at the glance that the sheet-wrapped body was undisturbed, just as he had expected it to be. A stray dog was lurking nearby and Gagan drove it away with a well-aimed stone.

The woman peeped up from behind the boundary wall to confirm that Gagan had arrived. She hoisted herself up and swung herself over the top, landing on her feet and brushing off her hands.

“Wow!” Gagan smiled. “Now I am not so sure you even needed my help.”
“Don’t be stupid. The body is heavy. There’s no way I could have thrown it over the wall without your help.”

They dragged the body into the bushes on the other side of the road. Gagan pointed to the gully partly hidden underneath the foliage. In the distance, they could see the winding roads leading to the Himalayan town under the night sky.

“Are you sure no one will discover the body?” she asked.
“Last year, a cyclist swerved, lost control and fell into the bushes to the side. But his cycle fell into the gully and was never recovered, even when the rains came. It’s too narrow for people to go looking.”
“In that case - 1, 2, 3, and here goes.”

Gagan threw the man’s travel bag after the body and looked up to see the woman pushing his motorbike into the gully.

“Are you crazy? Why did you do that?”
“It’s OK, I will buy you a new one. I couldn’t risk somebody finding it parked on the road.”
“I don’t understand. I was going to drive it away and go home directly. No one would have suspected a thing.”
“I couldn’t take that risk,” the woman said. “I had to get rid of all the loose ends.”
The full import of her words struck Gagan just as she flung herself at him. He skidded backward and lost his footing. His hands clutched in the air at nothing, and as he hurtled to his death, he heard the crickets singing again.

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Thursday, February 07, 2019

Books: 'Sacred Games', 'Dark Places', 'Advice and Dissent'

Sacred GamesSacred Games by Vikram Chandra
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I started reading "Sacred Games" only after watching its popular Netflix adaptation. And it's a good thing I did, since this 2006 epic thriller by Vikram Chandra is hard to put down despite its 900+ pages. The TV series had either good or bad characters but in the book, protagonist Sartaj Singh is as nuanced and flawed a character as mobster Ganesh Gaitonde. I like what did the show creators did with originally blink-and-you-miss-them parts such as Kukoo, but the novel is packed with a vast array of characters that transform Mumbai city into a living, heaving mass. I will watch upcoming seasons of the Netflix series, but it will be hard for a show to match Chandra's craft and the sheer scale of his magnum opus. Highly recommended.

Dark PlacesDark Places by Gillian Flynn
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Often compared unfavourably to the more famous "Gone Girl", this 2009 thriller by Gillian Flynn is the story of Libby Day, the lone survivor of a family massacre in her childhood. "Dark Places" has its moments as a whodunit and is perhaps better plotted than "Sharp Objects", Flynn's first novel. Am yet to watch the movie adaptation starring Charlize Theron.

Advice and Dissent: My Life in Public ServiceAdvice and Dissent: My Life in Public Service by Y.V. Reddy
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Nearly half of "Advice and Dissent" is about the former RBI governor's childhood and his life in the IAS. The rest, about his stints at the central bank, are occasionally abstruse but are salvaged by Reddy's sense of humour and the many vignettes focusing on tensions between the government and the central bank. Also memorable are Reddy's interactions with NTR and Chidambaram.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Book: The Imperfectionists by Tom Rachman

The ImperfectionistsThe Imperfectionists by Tom Rachman
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

This is a remarkable omnibus novel about the staff of an unnamed English-language newspaper published in Rome, with each linked chapter focusing on an employee. If like me, you are part of a newsroom, this hilarious 2010 debut novel by Tom Rachman would especially resonate. "The Imperfectionists" captures it all perfectly. Highly recommended.

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Monday, October 22, 2018

Book: Crazy Rich Asians by Kevin Kwan

Crazy Rich Asians (Crazy Rich Asians, #1)Crazy Rich Asians by Kevin Kwan
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I haven't watched the movie adaptation yet, but the 2013 novel by Kevin Kwan is a breezy and fun read about the lives of Asia's jet-setting mega rich. Nick Young brings his girlfriend and fellow NYU academic Rachel Chu back home to Singapore without revealing he's the heir to a massive fortune, leading to some pretty awkward moments for our blissfully clueless heroine as she struggles to adjust to the lifestyles of the ultra rich and not necessarily famous.

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Thursday, October 04, 2018

Book: Less by Andrew Sean Greer

LessLess by Andrew Sean Greer
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"Less" is the Pulitzer-winning heartwarming saga of a gay novelist who travels around the world (including a stint at a Christian retreat in Kerala, India) to avoid attending his ex-lover's wedding. I often find award-winning novels unbearable, but am happy to report this was a thoroughly enjoyable take on midlife crisis and life in general. Highly recommended.

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Monday, September 24, 2018

Book: An Unsuitable Boy by Karan Johar

An Unsuitable BoyAn Unsuitable Boy by Karan Johar
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I picked up Karan Johar's memoirs on a whim during an Amazon e-book sale, and was surprised by the author's candour. "An Unsuitable Boy" (2017) is a breezy read that doesn't dish out dirt on the Bollywood industry. Indeed, if you are looking for kiss-and-tell stories about actors and tinseltown gossip, these memoirs are not for you. The author waxes philosophical about life, love and loneliness as he relates the story of his childhood, anecdotes about his family, friends and the making of his movies. Recommended, especially if you have watched Karan Johar's films.

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Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Book: Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari

Sapiens: A Brief History of HumankindSapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Noah Harari
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Much of "Sapiens" is extremely interesting and thought-provoking. Harari's take on human history may at times be controversial, but he certainly knows how to keep readers engrossed. Recommended.

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