Hair now, gone tomorrow

Men with receding hair - I truly truly sympathise now. In the imaginary world where I reside for some hours each day, I have even made an Indian scientist discover a cure for baldness.

Even Javed Habib would fail at this. He cannot possibly invent hairstyles to cover up my giant forehead, an unexplored bit of which comes into view each week, nay each day. One, two, three ... hundreds of precious pearls of hair run away from the prison of my skull - never to be captured again.

Woe is me! What shall I do? How can I put a stop to this hairfall? Will I ever get married? Are there any answers?