Okay, it's not called that but believe me -- this is exactly what a program launched in a Tel Aviv suburb is doing.
Using a DNA database to match faeces to a dog and identify its owner. Ensuring that people clean up after their pets.Isn't technology wonderful? Stock markets are in a turmoil, people are dying in floods, bombings, shootings (you-name-it and they are dying of it) and what do the people of Petah Tikva do? Worry about the origins of canine poop.
I wonder who came up with the idea. P Diddy?
Last week, hip-hop mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs stepped in a dog's leftovers - literally.
Or was it someone who hates Britney Spears? Remember how the pop star let her puppy poop on a $6,700 Zac Posen gown during a photo shoot last year.
Anyway, the scheme is doomed to fail in India -- where millions of stray dogs rule the streets. Imagine the time and effort it will take to test their collective poop.
Of course, there's no one to pay the fines. Unless you consider these dogs property of the state. And make the municipal authority cough up the money.
On second thoughts, that's not a bad idea.
By the way, did you hear some crap about Indian stray dogs being voted the world's sexiest?
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That seems more like a conspiracy, to establish cricket as the game played by the saviour of the world -- and then use it to squeeze cricket into the next Olympics.
The time taken is the same but the hot May sun is no longer beating down on motorcyclists and cars. 
The largest single group of submissions for the Man Asian Literary Prize was from India -- accounting for around half of the 21 books in the longlist.
Were the following lines, penned by this poet, to prove prophetic?
