We have a bone to pick with you over censorship of live footage from the Bigg Boss house each night.
We are seasoned 'Big Brother' voyeurs and claim the right to watch what really happens in the house at midnight.
We want to see every tear that rolls down Rohit Verma's cheek, every gesture Tanaaz Irani makes asking irritants to disappear, each side-splitting antic by Raju Shrivastav and every clichéd one-liner Kamaal R. Khan uses to woo Claudia Ciesla.
What we get instead in the live feed are close-ups of the fish pool, the garden seats, the jail, the gym treadmills and the futuristic furniture.
The Bigg Boss inmates are speaking, crying, laughing, sleeping nearby and yet you never reveal their faces or allow us to eavesdrop.
Are you falling asleep at your work station and missing the correct camera feed? Do drink a cup of coffee and pay more attention.
Mom is livid. She wants to catch hold of you and grind you into a million pieces to be mixed with tomorrow's breakfast chutney.
"Let me get my hands on the camera guy," she says, her hands gesturing in the air for that invisible neck -- your precious neck, Mr. 'Bigg Boss' Video Editor. So please be more careful.
Yours sincerely,
Disgruntled 'Bigg Boss 3' voyeur
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