Do you want to exchange your child?

Stuck with a child you don't want? Wishing you could arrange an exchange?

Turns out there's help at hand. Just visit Child Trader

If this website (which claims it's the eighth largest child exchange organization worldwide) is not part of an elaborate hoax, getting your dream child may no longer be a dream.

I am a bit concerned though. My parents want to know why this organisation didn't exist in the 1980s.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!!!