The scoreboard announced it, the Aussies started celebrating and then the umpires said - Go and play 3 more overs in pitch darkness.
To sum it up, Australia made 281/4 in their allotted 38 overs before Sri Lanka ground to a halt at 206/7 in extremely bad light. Thanks to a rain delay, the South Asians had been set a revised target of 269 from 36 overs under the controversial Duckworth-Lewis system.
But confusion prevailed when Australia were declared champions three overs early. The Sri Lankans had apparently accepted an offer for bad light and therefore conceded the game. The umpires didn't quite agree.
The Lankan cricketers, who had already left the field, were recalled to finish batting in darkness punctuated in parts by the flashbulbs of irked spectators. Sri Lanka eventually ended up at 215 for eight allowing Australia to celebrate their World Cup victory. All over again.
Tournament referee Jeff Crowe later admitted that Sri Lanka had been mistakenly asked to return to play the final three overs. After all, they had already batted for a minimum of 20 overs.
Bizarre. Simply bizarre.
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Friday, April 27, 2007
Will Richard Gere be extradited from the US?
Hugs and kisses don't hurt anyone. Or do they? Poor Richard Gere. There's a warrant out for his arrest. For hugging and kissing actress Shilpa Shetty at an AIDS awareness event in New Delhi.
A judge in Jaipur watched the video and ordered the 57-year-old actor's arrest for violating Indian laws against public obscenity. Gere now faces three months in an Indian jail or a fine or perhaps both.
Problem is Gere is currently in New York, busy promoting his latest flick The Hoax. His spokesman said the actor had no comment either on the incident or the Jaipur judge's ruling.
Which means Gere won't be too keen to come back to India and serve time in jail. Does that mean India will have to send an extradition request to have Gere behind bars? Highly unlikely.
And what of Shilpa Shetty? The Bollywood actress has been asked to appear before the Jaipur court on May 5. God knows what her punishment would be. After all, she didn't quite seem to resist Gere's advances.
ALSO ON THIS BLOG
Shilpa Shetty, Big Brother and life thereafter
A judge in Jaipur watched the video and ordered the 57-year-old actor's arrest for violating Indian laws against public obscenity. Gere now faces three months in an Indian jail or a fine or perhaps both.
Problem is Gere is currently in New York, busy promoting his latest flick The Hoax. His spokesman said the actor had no comment either on the incident or the Jaipur judge's ruling.
Which means Gere won't be too keen to come back to India and serve time in jail. Does that mean India will have to send an extradition request to have Gere behind bars? Highly unlikely.
And what of Shilpa Shetty? The Bollywood actress has been asked to appear before the Jaipur court on May 5. God knows what her punishment would be. After all, she didn't quite seem to resist Gere's advances.
ALSO ON THIS BLOG
Shilpa Shetty, Big Brother and life thereafter
Monday, April 23, 2007
AbhiAsh didn't quite help Liz Hurley
Poor Liz Hurley. Surely it was stupid to get married the same year as Bollywood's hottest couple. Miffed pop-in-law notwithstanding, Hurley and hubby Arun didn't quite stand a chance against the AbhiAsh juggernaut. Coz the wedding of Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai generated enough buzz to keep the paparazzi busy and relegate Hurley's Jodhpur nuptials to the archives.
There is no dearth of drama when someone from Bollywood ties the knot and the AbhiAsh marriage was no exception. A woman by the name of Jahnvi Kapoor staged a suicide drama in front of the Bachchan residence, claiming that the Junior B had ditched her after having what she termed "physical relation". God alone knows what the truth is but it certainly appears as if Jahnvi is suffering from delusions.
That's not all, an Abhishek lookalike fooled star-struck security guards and walked right up to Aishwarya's eight-floor flat to convey his good wishes. He was caught else who knows - Aishwarya might just have married the wrong guy.
The media lapped up the controversy, even enjoying their share of the limelight when a couple of snap-happy photographers were thrashed by securitymen for coming in the way of a car ferrying the Bachchans. Senior Bachchan apologised the next day, giving the media another opportunity to play up the incident.
I bet Hurley's wishing she had harnessed media attention better. All you need is a divorce, Liz and another stint at Jodhpur so that you can learn from your mistakes.
There is no dearth of drama when someone from Bollywood ties the knot and the AbhiAsh marriage was no exception. A woman by the name of Jahnvi Kapoor staged a suicide drama in front of the Bachchan residence, claiming that the Junior B had ditched her after having what she termed "physical relation". God alone knows what the truth is but it certainly appears as if Jahnvi is suffering from delusions.
That's not all, an Abhishek lookalike fooled star-struck security guards and walked right up to Aishwarya's eight-floor flat to convey his good wishes. He was caught else who knows - Aishwarya might just have married the wrong guy.
The media lapped up the controversy, even enjoying their share of the limelight when a couple of snap-happy photographers were thrashed by securitymen for coming in the way of a car ferrying the Bachchans. Senior Bachchan apologised the next day, giving the media another opportunity to play up the incident.
I bet Hurley's wishing she had harnessed media attention better. All you need is a divorce, Liz and another stint at Jodhpur so that you can learn from your mistakes.
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Beauty and the Beast
As a child I used to believe that only the good-looking were nice people. The others were shrewd and existed on earth only to exploit you.
I thought it was God's way of helping man realise which of his peers could be trusted. And the formula was often put to the test.
Juggy, who had a particularly striking mole on his nose, was the one who bullied me the most. Prahlad, who was cute in a television commercial kind of way, helped me with my homework. And Ehsaas, who fell midway in the looks department, didn't bother me too much.
Then one day, I read Oscar Wilde's The Picture of Dorian Gray. This dude, who could easily have won a modern day personality contest, turned out to be such a horrible person.
Things changed after that.
I viewed all beauty queens with suspicion. Surely Aishwarya Rai had a painting hidden somewhere in her house which portrayed her as a hideous leper. Surely Sushmita Sen had bonded with the devil to keep her looks intact.
Years later, I still have no concrete idea how to gauge people. Sometimes I rely on the eyes to judge character. If kindness doesn't seep through the eyes or words, I usually wait for the inevitable moment when their actions harm me. Not a fool-proof test but it usually proves me right.
Beauty and Beast are now viewed with equal suspicion. Flawless cheekbones and scarred forehead are treated alike. Till they pass the kindness-in-eyes test and I begin to trust them. What do you think?
I thought it was God's way of helping man realise which of his peers could be trusted. And the formula was often put to the test.
Juggy, who had a particularly striking mole on his nose, was the one who bullied me the most. Prahlad, who was cute in a television commercial kind of way, helped me with my homework. And Ehsaas, who fell midway in the looks department, didn't bother me too much.
Then one day, I read Oscar Wilde's The Picture of Dorian Gray. This dude, who could easily have won a modern day personality contest, turned out to be such a horrible person.
Things changed after that.
I viewed all beauty queens with suspicion. Surely Aishwarya Rai had a painting hidden somewhere in her house which portrayed her as a hideous leper. Surely Sushmita Sen had bonded with the devil to keep her looks intact.
Years later, I still have no concrete idea how to gauge people. Sometimes I rely on the eyes to judge character. If kindness doesn't seep through the eyes or words, I usually wait for the inevitable moment when their actions harm me. Not a fool-proof test but it usually proves me right.
Beauty and Beast are now viewed with equal suspicion. Flawless cheekbones and scarred forehead are treated alike. Till they pass the kindness-in-eyes test and I begin to trust them. What do you think?
Thursday, April 19, 2007
One Truth One Resolution
I no longer fit into my size 32 trousers
I will no longer have Hot Chocolate Fudge sundae
But how?
Willpower, Toe Knee. Willpower.
I will no longer have Hot Chocolate Fudge sundae
But how?
Willpower, Toe Knee. Willpower.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
April 2007 Blog Mela
8 by 52 gets stuck in a lift and gives readers a dose of Ranchi memories
Sachiniti reveals the truth about Mumbai beggars owning duplexes
Bikkupedia takes a trip down to India's Cape of Good Hope
Suchitra Krishnamoorthi is trying to find out if being stupid is the same as being a fool
Sassy Satan is wondering if she should have been a seller of indulgences
Kiruba gets a whole new set of blogcards printed
Alaphia Zoyab dissects Karunanidhi's letter to our convalescing External Affairs Minister
Falstaff goes all Emily Dickinson when he loves a certain blogger
Siva Rajendran doesn't have good things to say about Customer Help Desks
Rahul Khanna makes a statement for elephants in captivity
India Uncut gets caught in the web Sona Mohapatra spins
AB is wondering why the dudes she goes out with turn out to be such louses
Rashmi Bansal finds visiting a dentist an experience more dark than scary
Presstalk argues that the common Indian journo has misplaced his ethics
Nureen Faiza was at her wits' end during her dad's operation
M went to Morocco
Black Muddy River takes a break from cricket and checks out Barbados in a submarine
Shaarique debates whether marriage should be a matter of personal choice
Known Turf is a bit upset that she called another woman a slut
Anand Ramachandran sings the ballad of Indian batsmen
The Cyprus-based Rajaram S is all praise for home sweet home during his return to Chennai
Ten years ago, Anil P went in search of the Hale-Bopp comet
And as for me, I am still thankful to Laurie Baker for helping me win a quiz ages ago
ALSO VISIT
March 2007 Blog Mela
Wanna get featured in next month's Blog Mela? Visit this blog in the first week of May for nomination guidelines
Sachiniti reveals the truth about Mumbai beggars owning duplexes
Bikkupedia takes a trip down to India's Cape of Good Hope
Suchitra Krishnamoorthi is trying to find out if being stupid is the same as being a fool
Sassy Satan is wondering if she should have been a seller of indulgences
Kiruba gets a whole new set of blogcards printed
Alaphia Zoyab dissects Karunanidhi's letter to our convalescing External Affairs Minister
Falstaff goes all Emily Dickinson when he loves a certain blogger
Siva Rajendran doesn't have good things to say about Customer Help Desks
Rahul Khanna makes a statement for elephants in captivity
India Uncut gets caught in the web Sona Mohapatra spins
AB is wondering why the dudes she goes out with turn out to be such louses
Rashmi Bansal finds visiting a dentist an experience more dark than scary
Presstalk argues that the common Indian journo has misplaced his ethics
Nureen Faiza was at her wits' end during her dad's operation
M went to Morocco
Black Muddy River takes a break from cricket and checks out Barbados in a submarine
Shaarique debates whether marriage should be a matter of personal choice
Known Turf is a bit upset that she called another woman a slut
Anand Ramachandran sings the ballad of Indian batsmen
The Cyprus-based Rajaram S is all praise for home sweet home during his return to Chennai
Ten years ago, Anil P went in search of the Hale-Bopp comet
And as for me, I am still thankful to Laurie Baker for helping me win a quiz ages ago
ALSO VISIT
March 2007 Blog Mela
Wanna get featured in next month's Blog Mela? Visit this blog in the first week of May for nomination guidelines
Monday, April 16, 2007
Of Richard Gere, Shilpa Shetty and the Kiss that wagged a thousand lips
The mere mention of Richard Gere makes most women go weak in the knees. Some would give an arm and a leg to touch the Pretty Woman star and many, I am sure, would have stooped at nothing to be in Shilpa Shetty's shoes at that magical moment on Sunday evening when Gere gathered the Celebrity Big Brother winner in his arms and smothered her with kisses.
Shilpa didn't look too upset either - grinning from ear to ear when Gere finally released her from his embrace. The storm in a teacup became a whirlpool a few hours later when Gere was accused of hurting Indian sensibilities and protesters (many of them probably upset they can never dream of getting a chance to lay lips on Shilpa) busy burning effigies as self-appointed custodians of Indian culture.
But as everybody knows, there's no such thing as bad publicity. Toe Knee Unplugged takes a tongue-in-cheek look at what may happen in the near future -
Gere lawyer: Your honour, my client Richard Gere claims monetary damages from accused Shilpa Shetty
Shilpa lawyer: And may I ask why?
Gere lawyer: Well, while Gere's career has gone down the drain, the kiss controversy has given Shilpa's waning Big Brother fame a new lease of life
Shilpa lawyer: I object, Your Honour. Gere's recent films were duds in any case - Shilpa or no Shilpa.
Gere lawyer: Ok, I grant you that but didn't the episode bring Shilpa suddenly into the public eye and get her ads, films and charity show invites
Shilpa lawyer: And wasn't Shilpa's modesty - unruffled when Jade Goody called her a lot of @$#*%! names - outraged when Gere shifted gears a bit too fast
Gere lawyer: Many woman would pay to have Gere do stuff to them
Shilpa lawyer: Shilpa already had Dirk (Benedict). She doesn't need Gere to spice things up
Judge: Stop it, I pronounce both Gere and Shilpa guilty of making fools of themselves in public. Gere sentenced to three years of doing inane Bollywood films and an additional year for each kiss he steals from his leading ladies. Shilpa hereby banished to Hollywood for special classes in wardrobe malfunction (the Janet Jackson academy), being rich and crazy (the Paris Hilton school) and bald and beautiful (the Britney Spears institution)
Protester: But what of the truck drivers who witnessed the kisses? What of the mental trauma they had to undergo?
Judge: In addition, both Gere and Shilpa have to personally adopt each potential AIDS victim left unnoticed in the kissing brouhaha
Protester: Who cares about getting adopted? Each person present at the Sunday gathering (including me) should get a chance to kiss Shilpa, only then can justice be served
Spectators: Hear! Hear!
Update: A Jaipur court has ordered Gere's arrest saying his act of kissing Shilpa was an obscene act committed in public. Read more here
ALSO ON THIS BLOG
Exclusive coverage of Shilpa Shetty on Big Brother
And in case you are wondering what happened to the April Blog Mela, wait with bated breath for the next 24 hours.
Shilpa didn't look too upset either - grinning from ear to ear when Gere finally released her from his embrace. The storm in a teacup became a whirlpool a few hours later when Gere was accused of hurting Indian sensibilities and protesters (many of them probably upset they can never dream of getting a chance to lay lips on Shilpa) busy burning effigies as self-appointed custodians of Indian culture.
But as everybody knows, there's no such thing as bad publicity. Toe Knee Unplugged takes a tongue-in-cheek look at what may happen in the near future -
Gere lawyer: Your honour, my client Richard Gere claims monetary damages from accused Shilpa Shetty
Shilpa lawyer: And may I ask why?
Gere lawyer: Well, while Gere's career has gone down the drain, the kiss controversy has given Shilpa's waning Big Brother fame a new lease of life
Shilpa lawyer: I object, Your Honour. Gere's recent films were duds in any case - Shilpa or no Shilpa.
Gere lawyer: Ok, I grant you that but didn't the episode bring Shilpa suddenly into the public eye and get her ads, films and charity show invites
Shilpa lawyer: And wasn't Shilpa's modesty - unruffled when Jade Goody called her a lot of @$#*%! names - outraged when Gere shifted gears a bit too fast
Gere lawyer: Many woman would pay to have Gere do stuff to them
Shilpa lawyer: Shilpa already had Dirk (Benedict). She doesn't need Gere to spice things up
Judge: Stop it, I pronounce both Gere and Shilpa guilty of making fools of themselves in public. Gere sentenced to three years of doing inane Bollywood films and an additional year for each kiss he steals from his leading ladies. Shilpa hereby banished to Hollywood for special classes in wardrobe malfunction (the Janet Jackson academy), being rich and crazy (the Paris Hilton school) and bald and beautiful (the Britney Spears institution)
Protester: But what of the truck drivers who witnessed the kisses? What of the mental trauma they had to undergo?
Judge: In addition, both Gere and Shilpa have to personally adopt each potential AIDS victim left unnoticed in the kissing brouhaha
Protester: Who cares about getting adopted? Each person present at the Sunday gathering (including me) should get a chance to kiss Shilpa, only then can justice be served
Spectators: Hear! Hear!
Update: A Jaipur court has ordered Gere's arrest saying his act of kissing Shilpa was an obscene act committed in public. Read more here
ALSO ON THIS BLOG
Exclusive coverage of Shilpa Shetty on Big Brother
And in case you are wondering what happened to the April Blog Mela, wait with bated breath for the next 24 hours.
Saturday, April 14, 2007
April Blog Mela deadline looms: Vote now
If you haven't yet nominated your favourite blog post for the April 2007 Blog Mela, Vote Now by posting a comment or mailing me at toeknee (at) gmail (dot) com
Details here
If you don't know how a blog mela works, visit the March 2007 Blog Mela
Details here
If you don't know how a blog mela works, visit the March 2007 Blog Mela
Thursday, April 12, 2007
CNN-IBN bigger culprit than Narayana Murthy
Am surprised to see CNN-IBN television's coverage of Infosys founder Narayana Murthy apparently insulting the National Anthem. After all, the television channel insults the anthem every single day when it airs the CNN-IBN ad featuring Rajdeep Sardesai with Jana Gana Mana playing in the background.
Several people change the channel or put off their television sets each time the ad is aired. What do you think?
Several people change the channel or put off their television sets each time the ad is aired. What do you think?
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